All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might as well ask, what do you do for fun?”
“I languish in sin,” I replied in the same tone. “I take my babies rare, and my virgins over easy.
Tag: humor dark sarcasm michael christina
We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.
Nenia CampbellTag: humor funny sarcasm insults
If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!
Tag: sarcasm sarcastic-humor
Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!
HimmiliciousSay this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!
George HuangAre you suggesting I’m working with the
zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his
best undead buddies and stalk me through
my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was
totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.
Tag: paranormal-romance funny sarcasm zombie
أتحدى اسرائيل ان تفعل بنا مثلما فعلنا بأنفسنا
Naguib MahfouzIs this the baby?" I said.
Ma turned on me again.
"What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?
I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep
Ilona AndrewsTag: sarcasm alpha-male
Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling.
Erynn MangumTag: inspiration sarcasm
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