All right,” she said a little sarcastically. “I was going to assume you liked eating babies and sacrificing virgins, but I might as well ask, what do you do for fun?”

“I languish in sin,” I replied in the same tone. “I take my babies rare, and my virgins over easy.

Nenia Campbell

Mots clés humor dark sarcasm michael christina



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We both want you dead. I'm bringing the friendship bracelets to the next meeting.

Nenia Campbell

Mots clés humor funny sarcasm insults



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If you are a writer and you write/understand sarcasm please be thankful to the government and the masses.
Without their hard work and supreme idiotism it wouldn't have been possible.
You owe them the brutal sarcasm, they've earned it!

Himmilicious

Mots clés sarcasm sarcastic-humor



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Casting sarcasm ain't easy.. It needs hard work and a big mug of cappuccino!

Himmilicious

Mots clés sarcasm caffeine



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Say this one time with me: "Would you like that in a pump or a loafer?"... Good. Now memorize it, because starting tomorrow, the only job that you're going to be able to get is selling SHOES!

George Huang

Mots clés sarcasm shoes job



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Are you suggesting I’m working with the
zombies? That I paid them to pretend to
attack me so that I’d trick you into letting me join you?”“Did you?” Mr. Holland demanded.“Yeah, okay,” I said in a sugar-sweet tone. “You’re right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steaks, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn’t tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his
best undead buddies and stalk me through
my friend’s yard. And oh, yeah, it was
totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night dinner buffet, because having organs is so last season.

Gena Showalter

Mots clés paranormal-romance funny sarcasm zombie



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أتحدى اسرائيل ان تفعل بنا مثلما فعلنا بأنفسنا

Naguib Mahfouz

Mots clés humor satire sarcasm



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Is this the baby?" I said.
Ma turned on me again.
"What do you think it is?" she said. "A midget that can't talk?

George Saunders

Mots clés humor sarcasm



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I opened my eyes really wide and fluttered my eyelashes at him. "I'm sorry, I must've missed your coronation ceremony. Silly me." from Clean Sweep

Ilona Andrews

Mots clés sarcasm alpha-male



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Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling.

Erynn Mangum

Mots clés inspiration sarcasm



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