You're a big, lovable teddy bear.

Michael Grant

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I'd tell you nice try, but... it wasn't.

Cynder

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Kidnapped by a vampire, death by a squid. How tragic.

Abigail Gibbs

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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

Groucho Marx

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The 100% American is 99% idiot.

George Bernard Shaw

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It is not necesssary to understand things in order to argue about them.

Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais

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I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don't like?

Jean Cocteau

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You have delighted us long enough.

Jane Austen

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I feel your scorn, and I accept it.

Jon Stewart

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Though he’d never know for sure what had happened to them, his mind was super talented at imagining the absolute worst.

James Dashner

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