It's hard to really look at somebody and go: "Hey, maybe something nice will happen." You just don't-- I know too much about life to have any optimism, because I know even if it's nice, it's going to lead to shit. I know that if you smile at somebody and they smile back, you've just decided that something shitty is going to happen.

Louis C.K.

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Just keep moving forward and don't give a shit about what anybody thinks. Do what you have to do, for you.

Johnny Depp

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This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit."

-Ty Henderson

Madeleine Urban

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You have less honour than a piece of shit.

Alison Goodman

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One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!

The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

Jim Lawrence

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If it takes us 10 years to get into the shit, it will take us 20 to get out.

And the journey starts NOW.

Jasper Fforde

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It's easy to talk big, but the important thing is whether or not you clean up the shit.

Haruki Murakami

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When your life is shit the beauty of the world is a slap to the face.

Cristian L. Martinez

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We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.

Darnell Lamont Walker

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My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit.

Chuck Palahniuk

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