Life happens. Shit happens. And it happens a lot. To a lot of people.

Colleen Hoover

Tags: life shit shit-happens



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Don't you know that nobody can make you be shit? You can only let it happen.

Juxian Tang

Tags: human-values shit humiliation enslavement annihilation



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He is so rich, he has no room to shit.

Marcus Aurelius

Tags: wealth materialism possessions clutter shit



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There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.

Anthony Liccione

Tags: people shit idiots jerks ass brown-nose



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Most people don’t have shit… But paper and pencils are cheap, that’s why I draw.

Ida Løkås

Tags: shit paper drawing pencils



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They say it came from Africa, carried in the screams of the enslaved; that it was the death bane of the Tainos, uttered just as one world perished and another began; that it was a demon drawn into Creation through the nightmare door that was cracked open in the Antilles. Fukú americanus, or more colloquially, fukú - generally a curse or doom of some kind; specifically the Curse and the Doom of the New World.

No matter what its name or provenance, it is believed that the arrival of Europeans on Hispaniola unleashed fukú on the world, and we've all been in the shit ever since.

Junot Díaz

Tags: africa demon curse shit nightmare antilles enslaved fukú hispaniola tainos



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We all have shit on our shoes. We've just got to realize it so we don't track it into the house.

Karl Marlantes

Tags: issues shit shit-happens



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Don’t shout my friend; no one gives you the shit unless you make them.

M.F. Moonzajer

Tags: friend shit



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Resistance is always lying and always full of shit.

Steven Pressfield

Tags: lies lying resistance shit full-of-shit



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Popatrz jeno. Kościół, karczma, bordel, a w środku między nimi kupa gówna. Oto parabola ludzkiego żywota.

Andrzej Sapkowski

Tags: funny medieval shit polish



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