What the hell makes you smart?" I asked.
"I wouldn't go for coffee with you."
"Listen - I wouldn't ask you."
"That," she replied, "is what makes you stupid.

Erich Segal

Tags: witty clever coffee



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One of the great advantages of
having a library,your eminence,
is that it is full of books.

Michael Hirst

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Wise are my ways witty my actions

N.A. Parnham

Tags: witty wise wise-words



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The culture of the Epic Fail, in its rituals of comic sacrifice, is a culture of sublimated predation.

Mark O'Connell

Tags: internet witty



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Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.

Zane Stumpo

Tags: humor humour funny wit wordplay witty clever



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Dedication and enthusiams are the greatest rewards for learning

Isabel Ramos

Tags: inspirational witty knowledge-of-self thoughts-from-the-heart



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First rule of thievery,' Eli said, grinning, 'only run if you're not coming back.' (...) 'First rule of thievery, never use the same entrance twice.' Miranda rolled her eyes. 'How many 'first rules' of thievery do you have?' 'When one mistake can mean your head on a pike, every rule's a first rule,' Eli said cheerfully.

Rachel Aaron

Tags: humor funny witty rules-to-live-by



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His principles were out of date, but there was a good deal to be said for his prejudices.

Oscar Wilde

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The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Tags: humor wit witty



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Guys like him? They were the worst kind. All looks and no heart. Guys not like him? They were all deceiving, freaking asshats.

Rucy Ban

Tags: love passion witty alpha sexy sarcastic



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