Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.
Rucy BanTags: humor love romantic funny witty banter
Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.
Rucy BanTags: witty funny-humor quirky funny-and-random
Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
Jincy WillettIt was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.
Olivia FullerIt was your destiny - let us hope it will prove a glorious one.
E.D.E.N. SouthworthWhen I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small.
Xondra DayTags: humor life witty author xondra-day
Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.
Robert A. HeinleinTags: beauty witty nursing breastfeeding
Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.
Ankur Basu RoyTags: humor wit life-and-living witty life-philosophy
Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.
Bobby DarnellThe important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
Gail CarrigerTags: random funny witty steampunk wedding-dresses
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