Neil Mars?! I could blame him for having killer looks but he could not be faulted for this. He couldn’t have chosen that name for himself. No wonder he tortures his Mom by calling her by her name.

Rucy Ban

Tag: humor love romantic funny witty banter



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Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.

Rucy Ban

Tag: witty funny-humor quirky funny-and-random



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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.

Jincy Willett

Tag: humor witty snark



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It was the day he learned that smart, witty girls were brighter than sunlight.

Olivia Fuller

Tag: witty smart sunlight



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It was your destiny - let us hope it will prove a glorious one.

E.D.E.N. Southworth

Tag: witty destiny



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When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small.

Xondra Day

Tag: humor life witty author xondra-day



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Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

Robert A. Heinlein

Tag: beauty witty nursing breastfeeding



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Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.

Ankur Basu Roy

Tag: humor wit life-and-living witty life-philosophy



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Think of something clever, witty or profound, keep it short and people may quote you.

Bobby Darnell

Tag: profound witty clever



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The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.

Gail Carriger

Tag: random funny witty steampunk wedding-dresses



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