How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin?
Isaac MarionTags: life philosophy death zombies
Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies.
Clive BarkerWhat did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!
Tags: joke zombies vaginal-fantasy
Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.
Gena ShowalterTags: funny zombies alice-in-zombieland
But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.
Max BrooksTags: zombies walking-dead
It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.
Stephen HerfstTags: humor humour funny zombies
Tags: fantasy zombies steampunk clockpunk goons homunculi
If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.
Mira GrantTags: humor canada moose zombies
I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies
Isaac MarionTags: funny zombies warm-bodies
The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were within its reach.
Steve HockensmithTags: conversation boring zombies
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