How do I appear unthreatening when her lover's blood is running down my chin?

Isaac Marion

Tag: life philosophy death zombies



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Zombies are the liberal nightmare. Here you have the masses, whom you would love to love, appearing at your front door with their faces falling off; and you’re trying to be as humane as you possibly can, but they are, after all, eating the cat. And the fear of mass activity, of mindlessness on a national scale, underlies my fear of zombies.

Clive Barker

Tag: liberals zombies



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What did the zombie say to the whore?
Keep the tip!

Diana Rowland

Tag: joke zombies vaginal-fantasy



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Yeah, okay. You're right. I was having dinner with Zombie Carl the other night. You know, steak, rare, and a bottle of vintage type A. He told me all his secrets, but too bad for you I promised him I wouldn't tell. In exchange I asked him to gather his best undead buddies and stalk me through my friend's yard. And oh, yeah, it was totally fine if they wanted to use me as an all-night-dinner buffet, because having organs is SO last year.

Gena Showalter

Tag: funny zombies alice-in-zombieland



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But no matter what happens to the surviving humans, there will always be the walking dead.

Max Brooks

Tag: zombies walking-dead



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It is meant to be survival of the fittest, not survival of the most floral.

Stephen Herfst

Tag: humor humour funny zombies



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Tag: fantasy zombies steampunk clockpunk goons homunculi



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If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Mira Grant

Tag: humor canada moose zombies



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I'd like to sit down with him and pick his brain, just a tiny bite somewhere in the frontal lobe to get a taste of his thoughts" -Warm Bodies

Isaac Marion

Tag: funny zombies warm-bodies



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The conversation limped along this line of thought much like a zombie: lifeless and mindless and making a jelly of whatever healthy brains were within its reach.

Steve Hockensmith

Tag: conversation boring zombies



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