Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.
Jesse PetersenTags: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians. While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries. They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.
Mira GrantMom stood over the still thrashing ghost with the bat and brought it down on its head again and again. "Leave him alone, leave my family alone!" she screamed. "We are not going to die in a stupid gas station in the middle of nowhere!
C.A. MarshallI went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my bedroom. His body probably would’ve crumbled to pieces before he got in, and I had no clue how to get dead guy out of the carpet.
Kelly HashwayTags: horror zombies paranormal-ya necromancers
... Will you be okay or is there something I could help you with?"
"I'm just going to change in to comfy clothes and hit the sheets."
"And what's the verdict on whether or not you want my help with that?" He flashed a cocky smile at me. He was undeniably sexy, in an "I-have-poison-blood-in-my-veins" sort of way.
Tags: zombies paranormal-ya necromancers
Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive.
David S.E. ZapantaTags: life love beauty death zombies undead
The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse.
David S.E. ZapantaTags: beauty death rebirth corpse zombies undead
You had me at 'blood allergy.
David S.E. ZapantaTags: blood vampire zombies allergies undead jerry-maguire
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