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Make requests, not demands. "Please" kill that zombie, honey, I'm out of bullets.

Tag: comedy zombies married-with-zombies

Support your partner in their interests. You never know when batting practice, kung fu movie moves, or even a poker night might come in handy during a zombie infestation.

Jesse Petersen

Tag: comedy zombies married-with-zombies

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Build mutual friendships. Just be ready to end them when your friends start trying to eat you.

Jesse Petersen

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There was one thing no one considered, however: Australia was populated by Australians. While the rest of us were trying to adapt to a world that suddenly seemed bent on eradicating the human race, the Australians had been dealing with a hostile environment for centuries. They looked upon our zombie apocalypse, and they were not impressed.

Mira Grant

Tag: australia zombies

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Mom stood over the still thrashing ghost with the bat and brought it down on its head again and again. "Leave him alone, leave my family alone!" she screamed. "We are not going to die in a stupid gas station in the middle of nowhere!

C.A. Marshall

Tag: humor survival zombies

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I went for the door and opened it, not wanting to see how much this corpse was willing to destroy to get into my bedroom. His body probably would’ve crumbled to pieces before he got in, and I had no clue how to get dead guy out of the carpet.

Kelly Hashway

Tag: horror zombies paranormal-ya necromancers

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... Will you be okay or is there something I could help you with?"

"I'm just going to change in to comfy clothes and hit the sheets."

"And what's the verdict on whether or not you want my help with that?" He flashed a cocky smile at me. He was undeniably sexy, in an "I-have-poison-blood-in-my-veins" sort of way.

Kelly Hashway

Tag: zombies paranormal-ya necromancers

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Even in death she was more beautiful to him than she ever was alive.

David S.E. Zapanta

Tag: life love beauty death zombies undead

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The sooner the rebirth, the prettier the corpse.

David S.E. Zapanta

Tag: beauty death rebirth corpse zombies undead

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You had me at 'blood allergy.