Since I had a soft spot for zombies and my curiosity was killing me, I opted for plan Z.
Darynda JonesYou can't take highways during the apocalypse, because they'll be packed with panicky people.
J. Cornell MichelTag: road people panic apocalypse apocalyptic zombie automobile car cars roads zombies freeways post-apocalyptic road-trip highway zombies-life zombies-hope zombie-apocalypse freeway auto apocalipse panic-stricken panicked panicky zompoc autos vehicles vehicle highways zombies-are-people-too
I've never really had time for romantic relationships. I have much more important things to worry about, like saving the world from zombies.
J. Cornell MichelTag: romantic romance relationships worry apocalypse importance apocalyptic relationship zombie zombies important saving-the-world worrying worries zombie-apocalypse save-the-world worried zompoc saving-the-planet
It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.
J. Cornell MichelTag: fear usefulness respect useful apocalypse apocalyptic zombie zombies someone important use somebody zombie-apocalypse fearful zompoc
The pretty ones are usually unhappy. They expect everyone to be enamored of their beauty. How can a person be content when their happiness lies in someone else's hands, ready to be crushed at any moment? Ordinary-looking people are far superior, because they are forced to actually work hard to achieve their goals, instead of expecting people to fall all over themselves to help them.
J. Cornell MichelTag: goals happiness beauty goal happy control depression achievement apocalypse expectations unhappiness apocalyptic helping-others help hard-work beautiful superiority zombie depressing superior pretty ordinary-people zombies helping unhappy crush depressed achieve ordinary ordinariness expect pretty-girls crushed work-hard zombie-apocalypse pretty-people enamored ordinary-looking ordinary-looks
I like living in my head because in there, everyone is kind and innocent. Once you start integrating yourself into the world, you realize that people are nasty, mean creatures. They're worse than zombies. People try to crush your soul and destroy your happiness, but zombies just want to have a little nibble of your brain.
J. Cornell MichelTag: innocence kindness happiness reality world humanity people human-nature live human living happy crazy yourself brain humans apocalypse apocalyptic craziness zombie mental-health brains integration mean mental-illness realization living-life zombies innocent kind post-apocalyptic creatures like head nibbling nasty realize zombie-apocalypse nasty-people mean-people integrating zompoc little-nibble nibble
They all call me "Excuse me," even though my nametag clearly says "Jordan." It's like people don't actually exist while they're working. Workers are just tools who aren't supposed to have feelings or personalities. You don't become human until your shift is over. Until then, we're all just zombies. We're dead to the world: infected people who need to be avoided, unless, of course, someone needs to know where the paintbrushes are located.
J. Cornell MichelTag: existence world humanity people work human-nature human dead personalities names humans feelings feeling personality need working zombie sales feel work-ethic zombies tools works exist shift name dead-people infectious avoid over dead-to-the-world location salesman tool jordan infection salesmen zombie-apocalypse paint-brush feels people-suck infected infectious-diseases zompoc excuse-me avoided infected-people located name-tag nametag paintbrushes supposed-to until-then
The burning red taste of blood floods my mouth. The sparkle of life sprays out of his cells like citrus mist from an orange peel, and I suck it in.
Isaac MarionMimicque—zombies—can only be killed with an iron or obsidian blade, so don't think you can just act like the wrestler El Santo in the 1970s film El Santo Versus the Mummies of Guanajuato. If a walking undead is after you, run. Let the experts take care of the zombies.
David BowlesBecause I'm not really certain she'd make the best travel partner through a zombie-infested city, he hissed. She gets confused by Scrabble.
Jesse PetersenTag: comedy zombies married-with-zombies
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