They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.

Christopher Moore


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Why write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?

Christopher Moore

Mots clés humor fiction vampires series



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Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés humor fiction vampires series



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Routine feeds the illusion of safety...

Christopher Moore

Mots clés wisdom



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The medium obscured the message.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés communication



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Ack! Parables. I hate parables.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés humor



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It’s sarcasm, Josh.”

“Sarcasm?”

“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”

“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”

“There you go, you got it.”

“Got what?”

“Sarcasm.”

“No, I meant it.”

“Sure you did.”

“Is that sarcasm?”

“Irony, I think.”

“What’s the difference?”

“I haven’t the slightest idea.”

“So you’re being ironic now, right?”

“No, I really don’t know.”

“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”

“Now you’ve got it.”

“What?”

“Sarcasm.

Christopher Moore

Mots clés humor sarcasm irony



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You're going to break my heart, aren't you?

Christopher Moore


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... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?

Christopher Moore

Mots clés funny martial-arts afterword



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And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)

Christopher Moore

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