They don't cover what to do with a dead hooker. That's a whole different program. Political science, I think.
Christopher MooreWhy write a song when no one can play the notes or understand the lyrics?
Christopher MooreTags: humor fiction vampires series
Andrew Lloyd Webber's version of the Kool-Aid jingle is at once chilling and evocative. Donny Osmond is brilliant as James Jones.
Christopher MooreTags: humor fiction vampires series
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
Christopher MooreTags: wisdom
The medium obscured the message.
Christopher MooreTags: communication
Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
Christopher MooreTags: humor
It’s sarcasm, Josh.”
“Sarcasm?”
“It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.”
“Well, if the village idiot named it, I’m sure it’s a good thing.”
“There you go, you got it.”
“Got what?”
“Sarcasm.”
“No, I meant it.”
“Sure you did.”
“Is that sarcasm?”
“Irony, I think.”
“What’s the difference?”
“I haven’t the slightest idea.”
“So you’re being ironic now, right?”
“No, I really don’t know.”
“Maybe you should ask the idiot.”
“Now you’ve got it.”
“What?”
“Sarcasm.
You're going to break my heart, aren't you?
Christopher Moore... but to remain historically accurate, I would have had to leave out an important question that I felt needed to be addressed, which is, 'What if Jesus had known kung fu?
Christopher MooreTags: funny martial-arts afterword
And I was all, "Don't be gross, you crustacious fuck. You pull that thing out and I'll pepper-spray you until you fry." (You have to be stern with weenie waggers--I've been exposed to on the bus over seventeen times, so I know.)
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