It isn’t the fall that will kill you, but the sudden stop.

Darynda Jones

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Dead people I could handle. They were usually beyond hysteria. This was the people-left behind part. The hard part.

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Felt my heartbeat falter, hesitate, then stumble awkwardly forward, tripping on the next beat, then the next, faster and faster until each one tumbled into the other like the drumroll of dominoes crashing together. Funny how time stands still when death is imminent.

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DON’T GO BUYING TROUBLE.
IT’S FREE AND IT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE.
—T-SHIRT

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I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Darynda Jones

Mots clés humor ninja

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Dude,” I said, leaning over the desk, “I’m about as psychic as a carrot.

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In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

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Mots clés humor

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You would use your body to get what you want?"
"In a heartbeat."
He was hurt. I could feel it echo through him. He stepped closer again, leveled his face inches from mine, and whispered in the softest of voices, “Whore.

Darynda Jones

Mots clés reyes charley

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Where the hell did my bones go?" I asked. This whole upright thing had me stumped.

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Did you get checked out?”
“Yeah, by a hot blond who sat in the corner of the bar and made googly eyes at me.”
“I meant by a doctor.”
“No, but a balding yet bizarrely hot paramedic said I’d be fine."
“Oh, and he’s an expert?”
“At flirting.

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