I believe in talking behind peoples' backs. That way, they hear it more than once.

Fran Lebowitz


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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.

Fran Lebowitz

Mots clés humor



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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

Mots clés food diet irony omnivore



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I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.

Fran Lebowitz


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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.

Fran Lebowitz

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Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.

Fran Lebowitz


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Now, nature, as I am only too aware, has her enthusiasts, but on the whole, I am not to be counted among them. To put it bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type who wants to go back to the hotel.

Fran Lebowitz

Mots clés humor nature dry-humor



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Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.

Fran Lebowitz


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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies.

Fran Lebowitz

Mots clés sex fantasies fetish



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If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.

Fran Lebowitz

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