Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Groucho Marx

Mots clés truism



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We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own.

Groucho Marx

Mots clés humor



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I never go to movies where the hero's tits are bigger than the heroine's.

Groucho Marx


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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know.

Groucho Marx

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A man is only as old as the woman he feels.

Groucho Marx

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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Groucho Marx

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It isn't necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.

Groucho Marx

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Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

Groucho Marx

Mots clés humor art



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Why, look at me. I've worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Groucho Marx

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Quote me as saying I was mis-quoted.

Groucho Marx


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