I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.
Groucho MarxMots clés happiness carpe-diem live-in-the-moment self-determination
That's bad luck: three on a midget.
Groucho MarxPaying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Groucho MarxHollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms.
Groucho MarxJust give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.
Groucho MarxMots clés humor dogs innuendo naughty
Boogey boogey boogey
Groucho MarxTime wounds all heels.
Groucho MarxMots clés paraphrased
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Groucho MarxMots clés romance sex marriage
A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho MarxMots clés funny simplicity
She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.
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