When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Henny YoungmanMots clés humor-reading-drinking
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Henny YoungmanMots clés humor
Some have been thought brave because they were afraid to run away.
Henny YoungmanI once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.
Henny YoungmanMots clés humor-atheism
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's get started.
Henny YoungmanWhen you battle with your conscience and lose, you win.
Henny YoungmanMots clés rabp
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.
Henny YoungmanMots clés men women marriage relationships funny
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny YoungmanIf at first you don't succeed... So much for skydiving.
Henny Youngman„Докторът казал на един пациент, че му остават още 6 месеца жевот. Пациентът не можал да си плати сметката, и докторът му дал още 6 месеца.
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