Citations de Jarod Kintz - Meilleurs dictons de Jarod Kintz

I breathe onto a mirror just to make sure I’m still alive, and to see how good looking my breath is.

Sometimes no words come as a response, only shapes spring to mind. But after you tell me you love me, I can’t very well reply, “Hexagon!

I am innocent! But only because the opportunity to partake in an activity that would render me guilty has not presented itself.

Return something not for the possibility of a reward, but for the joy of giving a gift which you did not have to pay for.

I don’t understand people who don’t like meatloaf. Your mom doesn’t make it like Michael Aday does.

You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen.

I may not be able to remember your name, but I remember your address and what time you leave in the mornings. Your name isn’t Rob, is it?

I’ll name my firstborn child Squiblob, after his mother.

He works for the CIA. Johnny Redyellow is his name, but I just simply call him Agent Orange.

Loneliness is the unloneliest feeling in the world, as everyone has experienced it.

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