Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and maybe, in a Triangle of Truth where there is no is, and there is no isn’t.


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A brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as a way of saying “I’ll tear down the wall between us—and tear down the walls of your life.” Then you might try offering him a cheese sandwich.


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A brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma. 


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A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.


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A brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.


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A brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.


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If you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.


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A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.


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A brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our children, as I don't actually have any kids—but certainly your children. Skeptical? A brick could better protect your children than all the Federal government agencies combined.


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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.


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