Do either a brick or a blanket have Buddha nature? The answer is yes and no and maybe, in a Triangle of Truth where there is no is, and there is no isn’t.
Jarod KintzA brick could be dropped at the feet of your enemy, as a gift, as an insult, as a way of saying “I’ll tear down the wall between us—and tear down the walls of your life.” Then you might try offering him a cheese sandwich.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to block out the pain, if you use it to first inflict pain and carry it through to coma.
Jarod KintzA blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used for bric-a-brac. If you bring the brick, I’ll bring the brac.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used as a hammer, which frees up the hammer to be used as a sex toy. The only question is, Which end will you insert? If you’re a politician, I’d recommend the one with the hooks.
Jarod KintzIf you bring the blanket, I’ll bring the warmth.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics are mutes.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to make the world safer for our children. Well, not our children, as I don't actually have any kids—but certainly your children. Skeptical? A brick could better protect your children than all the Federal government agencies combined.
Jarod KintzA brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit.
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