A blanket could be used as a bathtub tarp, keeping all the body’s heat in, and the police’s and murder victim’s wife’s eyes out.


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A brick could be used as an identifier, for all those people with no real identities. I’m talking about clones, because just like bricks, each clone is exactly like the next. 


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A blanket is a shield, blocking out the breeze, and an insulator, keeping in body heat.


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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. 


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Teamwork is me helping you build a brick wall that will come between us and forever divide us. Division through unity.


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A blanket could be used to suffocate our secret desires. And what do I secretly desire? I desire suffocation, and that is why I must suffocate my desire. 


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A brick could be used to help America make money. Trust me, this is smarter than letting a central bank like the Federal Reserve make all the money.


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Bricks could be used to pad the pockets of crooked politicians. Why stuff their greedy pockets with cash, when we could load them up with bricks and find out how good of swimmers they are?


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A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep with me?” I expect you to run to the bedroom, get naked, and get under the blanket. Whatever you do, do not reach for the brick.


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A brick could be used to bestow gratitude upon your favorite (or least favorite) politician. Let them know your approval level by giving them the gift that says both Thank You—and Fuck You.


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