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I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.

Jaye Wells

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Just be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.

Jaye Wells

Mots clés humor breath silver-tongued-devil

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We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in a sweater being followed by a stressed-looking chick in stiletto boots could have been funny. I was too anxious to get the hell out of there to see any humor in it.

Jaye Wells

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By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.

Jaye Wells

Mots clés dry-humor

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My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. “Good Lord!” I said without thinking. A forked penis will do that to a girl. He glanced down at the appendage and smiled knowingly. “Once you go demon you never go back.

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I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker."
"Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".

Jaye Wells

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If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.

Jaye Wells

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What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.

Jaye Wells

Mots clés humor giguhl minion silver-tongued-devil

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That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.