I think you need to go find that boy and tell him how you feel about him. Then you need to ride him like a tilt-o-whirl.
Jaye WellsJust be sure you brush your teeth tonight. Morning breath is a fresh sea breeze compared to the hellitosis of blood breath.
Jaye WellsTag: humor breath silver-tongued-devil
We passed by a few workers, who did double takes as we ran past. I supposed that the image of a hairless cat in a sweater being followed by a stressed-looking chick in stiletto boots could have been funny. I was too anxious to get the hell out of there to see any humor in it.
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By now, I should have learned that luck, if she was a lady, was a mean-spirited bitch with a grudge against me.
Jaye WellsTag: dry-humor
My eyes bulged out of my head as I saw what rested between his hips. “Good Lord!” I said without thinking. A forked penis will do that to a girl. He glanced down at the appendage and smiled knowingly. “Once you go demon you never go back.
Jaye WellsTag: humourous
I laughed. "Yeah, right. If anyone gives you trouble, he'll hump their leg like a berserker."
"Hey! I haven't humped anyone in months." The demon pursed his lips".
If wishes solved problems, the world would be a very different place.
Jaye WellsTag: orpheus
What she means is, I might look like a pussy but I'm really a badass demon.
Jaye WellsTag: humor giguhl minion silver-tongued-devil
That's right, bitch. Goldie Schwartz. And I'm not a fucking midget. I prefer the term 'fun sized'.
Jaye WellsTag: humor silver-tongued-devil
But fate-that fickle bitch-made a liar out of me. Again.
Jaye WellsTag: sabina-kane
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