I've seen a lot of movies where a kid my age finds out he's got magical powers and then gets invited to go away to some special school. Well, if I've got an invitation coming, now would be the perfect time to get it

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor greg-heffley



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Because it's our choices that makes us who we are...

Jeff Kinney


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Be yourself and people will like you.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés diary-of-a-wimpy-kid



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I realised all the good ideas were taken before I was even born.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés greg-heffley cabin-fever diary-od-a-wimpy-kid



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When you're used to having electricity and then all of a sudden it's taken away, you're basically just one step from being a wild animal.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés diary-of-a-wimpy-kid greg-heffley cabin-fever



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hope your birthday is hot hot hot

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor



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I got to give mom credit for how she handled it.She didn't try to pry and get all the details. All she said was that I should try to do "the right thing" because it's our choices that make us who we are. I figure that's pretty decent advice. But I'm still not 100% sure what I'm going to do tomorrow.

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor



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It's not easy to writing thank-you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place.

Jeff Kinney


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Chirag: Rowley, do you think I exist?

Rowley: Nope! I can't even hear you or see you!

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor



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I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

Jeff Kinney

Mots clés humor truth reality about-me



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