Things Isabella Wouldn't Care About:
- Titanic sinking again.
- Metror striking Earth and landing directly on top of world's most innocent panda.
- Titanic sinking again and this time the entire crew is puppies.
Mots clés puppies funny titanic careless panda
This means that I don't have to run faster than the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal, I just have to run faster than whoever is with me when the psychotic-maniac-vampire-cannibal starts chasing us.
Jim BentonMots clés funny running vampire psycho maniac cannibal
There are four categories of questions Emmily asks:
1. Can I please go to the bathroom?
2. Where is the bathroom?
3. Is it okay if I raise my hand and ask a question?
4. I don't understand anything you've said in the last thirty minutes. Could you explain it again? Also the last six weeks.
Mots clés dumb funny question bathroom
I can't imagine the scientists wanting me to walk into the lab and start fiddling around with some big bowl of electrons they had out.
Jim BentonMots clés science funny scientists electrons
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How Superheroes Make Money:
- Spider-Man knits sweaters.
- Superman screw the lids on pickle jars.
- Iron Man, as you would suspect, just irons.
Mots clés funny knitting superman superheroes iron-man spiderman pickle reference-to-superheroes
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For the love of all humanity, shake what your mama gave you!
Jim BentonMots clés humrm-franny-k-stein
Okay, Dumb Diary, school has taught me a few things over the years. Once, it taught me the difference between alligators and crocodiles. (Even alligators and crocodiles don't really care. Just avoid both.)
Jim BentonYour life is like a pizza.
It could be round, it could be square.
But you'll enjoy it most of all
When it's something that you share.
Life is like a pizza.
It is good to eat.
You better share your pizza with me.
You greedy Piggy slob.
Homework strongly indicates that the teachers are not doing their jobs well enough during the school day. It's not like they'll let you bring your home stuff to school and work on it there. You can't say, 'I didn't finish sleeping at home, so I have to work on finishing my sleep here.
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