I would never say snog. I would say osculate." She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
Joe DunthorneMots clés humour
Seducing Jordana was solid – she's got such high standards – but when I finally got the snogs in it was all worth it."
I transform Jordana's blather into high-level discourse: Lounging in a post-osculatory glow, I knew that all those months of hard chivalry had been worthwhile.
Mots clés humour
I tell myself not to feel sexually threatened. I am of no special interest; he could just as easily be angling for the printer.
Joe DunthorneMots clés humour pansexuality
Her eyebrows were so blonde they were almost invisible, making it difficult for her to look angry, apologetic or quizzical.
Joe DunthorneProblems are like top trumps. I have a pretty good card: Adulterous Mum. But Jordana's is still better: Tumour Mother.
Joe DunthorneMots clés problems
For my last birthday, Dad bought me a pocket-sized Collins English Dictionary. It would only fit in a pocket that had been specially designed.
Joe DunthorneMots clés humour
I spin around on the swivel chair and look up at the ceiling; Oliver being Oliver being Oliver being Oliver. I am suddenly aware of the separation between my-actual-self and myself-as-seen-by-others. Who would win in an arm wrestle? Who is better-looking? Who has the higher IQ?
Joe DunthorneMots clés introspective submarine joe-dunthorne
I tell my parents I'm going out for pudding. They think this might be a nickname for heroin.Mum makes the international face for 'is there anything you want to tell me?'
Joe DunthorneMots clés submarine
I would never say snog. I would say osculate.” She looks at me as if to say: why do you exist?
Joe DunthorneOne more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived.
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