You know what the great thing about babies is? They are like little bundles of hope. Like the future in a basket.

Lish McBride

Mots clés future babies

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Mrs. Winalski owned a candy-apple-red 1965 Mustang GT convertible, and she drove it like she could die at any minute and needed to get five things done before that happened.

Lish McBride

Mots clés funny die car

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Wind does not discriminate—it touches everyone, everything. He liked that about wind.

Lish McBride

Mots clés wind discrimination

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Douglas’s fridge was a stainless-steel masterpiece. I’m not that into appliances or anything, but this one was nice and probably cost more than my last apartment. I had the strange desire to hug it every time I came into the kitchen.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor lust appliances

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I had no idea what I was paying James, but based on his picnic-assembling skills alone, he needed a raise.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor salary

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Essentially, the whole time I’d been here, the security staff hadn’t been paid. I would have been harassing the management too, though I probably would have started with a discussion and not so much jumping straight to peeing on someone’s bed. You have to work up to that sort of thing. Still, I had essentially staged a hostile takeover, which did kind of explain why they’d been going on the offensive.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor hostility

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Sam, you need experts on this, and I love you, but—”
“I’m so new I have that new-car smell about me?

Lish McBride

Mots clés inexperience

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Slow down and explain to us plebeians. If you have to, use sock puppets.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor

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You are quite possibly the least smooth guy I know,” she mumbled. “You can’t even put your arm around me without tripping up.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor sex sarcasm smooth

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There were upsides to the whole mess. While Douglas was holding me hostage, I’d met a girl—I mean, screw dating websites and house parties; apparently all the really eligible ladies are being held in cages these days. I would have liked to see Brid fill out a dating questionnaire, though. What would she put? “Hi, my name is Bridin Blackthorn. I’m next in line to rule the local werewolf pack. I like long walks on the beach and destroying my enemies. I have four older brothers, so watch your step. We’ll be forming a queue to the left for potential suitors.”
And, trust me, there would be a queue.

Lish McBride

Mots clés humor dating dating-service

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