Mr. Darcy was in Pride and Prejudice and at first he was all snooty and huffy; then he fell in a lake and came out with his shirt all wet. And then we all loved him. In a swoony way.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés mr-darcy pride-and-prejudice tallulah-casey



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Heathcliff. The "hero" of Wuthering Heights. Although no one knows why.
He's mean, moody, and possibly a bit on the pongy side. Cathy loves him, though. She shows this by viciously rejecting him and marrying someone else for a laugh. Still, that is true love on the moors for you.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés heathcliff wuthering-heights tallulah-casey



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My cousin Georgia says that boys are like gazelles. She says the get alarmed when they get close to girls. And they have to leap off into the woods like gazelles in trousers. Or have I just made that up?

Louise Rennison

Mots clés boys tallulah-casey



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The tannoy is crackling but I can only hear heavy breathing and snuffling.
...
Uh-oh, the tannoy is crackling again.
"Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen, I momentarily lost hold of my pie.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés pie trains tallulah-casey



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Hello, my sister, Libby, also your daughter, is snogging a potato in my bed. What are you going to do about it?' Dad started yelling uncontrollably. I wonder if he is having the male menopause? If he starts growing breasts, I will definitely be running away with the circus.

Louise Rennison


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I can't believe the poo-osity of my life!

Louise Rennison


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Do you miss your dad?" And I said: "Who?

Louise Rennison


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Fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on where you were sitting) Libby let off the smelliest, loudest fart known to humanity. It came out of her bum-oley with such force that she lifted off my knee - like a hovercraft. Even she looked surprised by what had come out of her.

Louise Rennison

Mots clés humour



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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.

Louise Rennison


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I'm not a ice cream, i'm a human being

Louise Rennison

Mots clés tallulah-casey



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