To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems

Matt Groening

Mots clés humor drinking alcohol homer

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Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget.

Matt Groening

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Living creatively is really important to maintain throughout your life. And living creatively doesn't mean only artistic creativity, although that's part of it. It means being yourself, not just complying with the wishes of other people.

Matt Groening

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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.'

Homer Simpson

Matt Groening

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Matt Groening

Mots clés humor

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I'm presently incarcerated. Convicted of a crime I didn't even commit. Hah! "Attempted murder"? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry? Do they?

Matt Groening

Mots clés humor

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Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon."

Lisa Simpson

Matt Groening

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D'OH!

Matt Groening

Mots clés the-simpsons

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A lot of our writers, like Conan O'Brien, moved on to other things

Matt Groening

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I plead alignment to the flakes of the untitled snakes of a merry cow and to the republicans for which they scam: one nacho, underpants with licorice and jugs of wine for owls.

Matt Groening

Mots clés humor pledge-of-allegiance

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