I have no phobias. Phobias are irrational. My fears are rational and CAREFULLY CULTIVATED, like roses.

Maureen Johnson

Mots clés tweet

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I followed your footsteps," he said, in answer to the unspoken question. "Snow makes it easy."
I had been tracked, like a bear.
"Sorry to make you go to all that trouble," I said.
"I didn't have to go that far, really. You're about three streets over. You just kept going in loops."
A really inept bear.

Maureen Johnson

Mots clés winter winnie-the-pooh tracking bear

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Salt. Wound. Together at last.

Maureen Johnson

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Go see old virgins! Now ask a strange boy out, you shy, Retarded thing!

Maureen Johnson

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I guess life is full of maybes.

Maureen Johnson

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I envisioned huge piles of the Elf Hotel flying off the belt, taking down everybody in sight. I had seen pictures of that Elf Hotel - it had sharp candy-cane spires that could easily impale someone. If anyone was ever going to be killed by an Elf Hotel, it would be my parents.

Maureen Johnson

Mots clés flobie

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There is nothing about a bad situation that fourteen hyper cheerleaders can't worsen.

Maureen Johnson

Mots clés let-it-snow

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I can sleep like a champion. I once slept through a smoke alarm going off. For three hours. In my bedroom.

Maureen Johnson

Mots clés let-it-snow

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Stuart must have sensed my despair from the way I began lightly banging my forehead on the table.

Maureen Johnson

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You could wear the same outfit every single day and no guy - who isn't gay - will notice.

Maureen Johnson

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