Is it possible to be ticket for going too fast during speed dating?

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In the form it asked who to contact in an emergency, so I put 911.

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Sure, ask a question, fire away, but remember, just because we answer doesn't mean we care. We all have our own problems, and mine are down in the cellar kicking up a fuss right now, must not have made the knots tight enough!!!

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Somebody once told me that I need a reality check, I told them that I'll accept money from any source.

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I'm not sure what they mean by mispent youth, I used mine to get a nice BLT a few years ago.

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They kept yelling at me to pay attention during school, since education hasn't panned out for me can I get a refund, or at least a rebate?

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Vegan Vengeance" - A Vegan teams up with “Carrot Chick", Broccoli Boy" and Paul Potato" to battle meat eaters everywhere. If “Oliver Onion” joins in they may stand a chance of making the enemy cry every time they eat meat!!

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I tried to walk a mile in a man's shoes once. I ended up running most of the way!! Seems he wanted them back..

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Still waiting for them to make reversible diapers, maybe with teflon coating...

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I always wonder how many potholes there are in the road less taken. I mean it's great to go where others don't, but is it maintained?

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