Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Spike MilliganMots clés condoms contraceptives
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
Spike MilliganR.I.P.
Tom Conlon O'Rourke.
Not Dead, just Sleeping.
Life is a long agonized illness only curable by death.
Spike MilliganGeneral: Where are you from?
Spike: London.
General: Which part?
Spike: ... Well, all of me.
Mots clés humour milliganese
Author, author, did you write these legs?( The Milligan- Puckoon
Spike MilliganWaiting for the operation, there was a gentle tap on the door. In came a strapping nurse. 'Good morning', she shrilled, whipped back the bedclothes, upped with his nightshirt, grabbed his willy, lathered furiously around it till it looked like the Eddystone Lighthouse in a storm, then shaved the whole area till it looked like an oven-ready chicken.
'Excuse me, nurse', said Looney, 'why did you knock?
Mots clés nurses
My sister Laura's bigger than me
And lifts me up quite easily.
I can't lift her, I've tried and tried;
She must have something heavy inside.
They're all the rage, Cab Calloway wears one.
Spike MilliganMots clés humour
Everybody has to be somewhere!
Spike MilliganMots clés humor humour trueisms
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