Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

Stephen Colbert

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Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Stephen Colbert

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A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?

Stephen Colbert

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What's the worst that can happen? A tidal wave? Glaciers with guns?

Stephen Colbert


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You said in your book that at the end of the day, every politician is human. What about during the day?

Stephen Colbert


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Researchers from Britain's Keele University have found that swearing after an injury may help alleviate pain. Evidently, the pain that you feel is inversely proportional to the number of middle names you give Jesus.

Stephen Colbert


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Now I don't know why he's denying them habeas corpus. I can only assume the guys they got detained over there did something really unforgivable. Like remind Obama he was once a professor of Constitutional Law.

Stephen Colbert


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Ghost of Bobby: no, no you can't eat me. I'm a ghost.

Stephen Colbert: That just means that there's less bones to pick out.

Stephen Colbert


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it's back to school time. or as home-schoolers call it, stay-where-you-are time.

Stephen Colbert

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brb, ttyl ok? wow, i saved a 'ton' of time with those acronyms.

Stephen Colbert

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