Hermits have no peer pressure.
Steven WrightOfficer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the
road an hour.
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
Steven WrightThe sign said "eight items or less". So I changed my name to Les.
Steven WrightI got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
Steven WrightIf a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Steven WrightMy dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.
Steven WrightMots clés dental-hygiene
They say the universe is expanding. That should help ease the traffic.
Steven WrightMy nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
Steven WrightMots clés neurology
Write from Beyond what you know. From the authority of your senses." -author of Meditations in Green
Steven WrightMots clés literary-fiction
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