When I was a kid we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child...eventually.

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor absurd

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My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor-evolution

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I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time" so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor breakfast nonsense

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I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor

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You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor reading books

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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

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Mots clés humor

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What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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Mots clés death scared twice

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Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?

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Mots clés humor-watch

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I’m a psychic amnesiac. I know in advance what I’ll forget.

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So I got off the plane and I forget to take off my seat-belt and I’m dragging the plane through the terminal... The wings are knocking people over...

Steven Wright

Mots clés humor plane

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