I love you, Scout. For me, it was always you. Forever and always.

Tammy Blackwell


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This is real, and I didn't leave you alone. I have always loved you, and I will love you until the end of time. Now, wake up and live.

Tammy Blackwell


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How are you feeling?" Charlie asked, adding a small bottle of V-8 juice to the bedside table.
"Like I just sat through an entire Justin Bieber concert."
"Headache and nausea?
"And an overwhelming desire to die.

Tammy Blackwell


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Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire.

Tammy Blackwell


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Ground Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz?

Tammy Blackwell

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Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?

Tammy Blackwell

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School sucks. I'm dropping out and becoming a truck stop waitress. I think i'll change my name to Flo and get a really bad perm. Flo the truck stop waitress with a bad perm doesn't need high school. She lives off the knowledge of life.

Tammy Blackwell

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There's an old adage about everything looking better in the morning light. I'm guessing that whoever thought of that had never been punched in the face.

Tammy Blackwell


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The first thing I noticed as we exited the theater was how much colder it was than when we arrived. The second thing I noticed was how slick the sidewalk was. I didn’t notice that it was snowing until I was sprawled on the pavement.
“Scout! Are you okay?” Alex’s face loomed above me.
“I think I broke my butt.

Tammy Blackwell


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John Davis smells like Play-Doh. When we were in elementary school, it wasn’t a big deal. I mean, we were kids. Play-Doh was pretty high on the awesome scale. But there comes a time when a guy should stop smelling like crafting supplies and develop a more manly scent, like campfire or gym floor.

Tammy Blackwell


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