I love you, Scout. For me, it was always you. Forever and always.
Tammy BlackwellThis is real, and I didn't leave you alone. I have always loved you, and I will love you until the end of time. Now, wake up and live.
Tammy BlackwellHow are you feeling?" Charlie asked, adding a small bottle of V-8 juice to the bedside table.
"Like I just sat through an entire Justin Bieber concert."
"Headache and nausea?
"And an overwhelming desire to die.
Those people who say it takes more muscles to frown than smile are in serious danger of having their pants catch on fire.
Tammy BlackwellGround Control to Major Spazz. Can you hear me, Major Spazz?
Tammy BlackwellTag: humor
Did you wake up on the stupid side of the bed this morning?
Tammy BlackwellTag: humor
School sucks. I'm dropping out and becoming a truck stop waitress. I think i'll change my name to Flo and get a really bad perm. Flo the truck stop waitress with a bad perm doesn't need high school. She lives off the knowledge of life.
Tammy BlackwellTag: humor
There's an old adage about everything looking better in the morning light. I'm guessing that whoever thought of that had never been punched in the face.
Tammy BlackwellThe first thing I noticed as we exited the theater was how much colder it was than when we arrived. The second thing I noticed was how slick the sidewalk was. I didn’t notice that it was snowing until I was sprawled on the pavement.
“Scout! Are you okay?” Alex’s face loomed above me.
“I think I broke my butt.
John Davis smells like Play-Doh. When we were in elementary school, it wasn’t a big deal. I mean, we were kids. Play-Doh was pretty high on the awesome scale. But there comes a time when a guy should stop smelling like crafting supplies and develop a more manly scent, like campfire or gym floor.
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