Бях нещастен, защото нямах обувки, докато не срещнах човек без крака.

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And no practical definition of freedom would be complete without the freedom to take the consequences. Indeed, it is the freedom upon which all the others are based.

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It was also a room full of books and made of books. There was no actual furniture; this is to say, the desk and chairs were shaped out of books. It looked as though many of them were frequently referred to, because they lay open with other books used as bookmarks.

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... all reputable falconers agreed that for hunting purposes the only way you could reliably bring down prey with a wowhawk was by using it in a slingshot.

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When people say things are a lot more complicated than that, they means they're getting worried that they won't like the truth.

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That's why it's always worth having a few philosophers around the place. One minute it's all is truth beauty and is beauty truth, and does a falling tree in the forest make a sound if there's no one there to hear it, and then just when you think they're going to start dribbling one of 'em says, incidentally, putting a thirty-foot parabolic reflector on a high place to shoot the rays of the sun at an enemy's ships would be a very interesting demonstration of optical principles.

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Victor eyed the glistening tubes in the tray around Dibbler's neck. They smelled appetizing. They always did. And then you bit into them, and learned once again that Cut-me-own-Throat Dibbler could find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Dibbler had worked out that with enough fried onions and mustard people would eat anything.

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Mots clés humor food gross

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I may be daft but I'm no' stupid!

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СЛЕДВАЩИЯ! КАК СЕ КАЗВАШ МАЛКО.... - Поколеба се, но въпреки това довърши: - ....ЧОВЕЧЕ?
- Казвам се Ноби Нобс.
Защо ли Ноби усещаше, че седи на доста по костеливо коляно, отколкото би трябвало? Задникът му се опита да спори с мозъка, но беше надвикан.
- БЕШЕ ЛИ ПРЕЗ ГОДИНАТА ДОБРО МО.... ДОБРО ДЖУ.... ДОБЪР ГНО.... ДОБЪР ИНДИВИД?

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Я да видим какво още имаме. Някой носи ли си отварачка за бира?
Мъж в единия ъгъл потвърди с кимане че може и да разполага с тази принадлежност.
- Чудесно - одобри Леля Ог - а някой има ли в какво да сипем бирата?
Друг мъж кимна с надежда
- Браво - похвали го Леля - а сега да видим кой си носи и бира...

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