Едри сълзи потекоха по бузите му, измиваха мръсотията и откриваха долния слой мръсотия.

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Бинки се спусна от въздуха и стъпи върху каменните плочи, с които бе застлана най-високата кула на замъка. Смърт слезе и нареди на Морт да даде зоб на жребеца.
- Няма ли хората да забележат, че тук има кон? - обезпокои се чиракът, щом се запътиха към стълбата.
Смърт завъртя глава.
- ТИ БИ ЛИ ПОВЯРВАЛ, ЧЕ НА ВЪРХА НА КУЛАТА ИМА КОН?
- Не. Никой не би успял да го качи по толкова тясна стълба.
- Е, ВИДЯ ЛИ?
- Аха. Ясно. Хората не искат да зърнат онова, което е немислимо.
- БЪРЗО СХВАЩАШ.

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Единствено хората, които са здраво стъпили на земята, успяват да градят въздушни кули

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And the people next door oppress me all night long. I tell them, I work all day, a man's got to have some time to learn to play the tuba. That's oppression, that is. If I'm not under the heel of the oppressor, I don't know who is.

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Целият живот е като да гледаш филм.Само че си влязъл десетина минути след началото и никой не ти разказва сюжета.Затова го сглобяваш по откъслечните реплики.И никога не ти дават шанс да останеш за следващата прожекция.

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People think that stories are shaped by people. In fact, it's the other way around.

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If you try to to take my bananas from me, I will reclaim them from your cold dead hands.

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...it is well known that a vital ingredient of success is not knowing that what you're attempting can't be done.

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Belief sloshes around in the firmament like lumps of clay spiralling into a potter's wheel. That's how gods get created, for example. They clearly must be created by their own believers, because a brief resume of the lives of most gods suggests that their origins certainly couldn't be divine. They tend to do exactly the things people would do if only they could, especially when it comes to nymphs, golden showers, and the smiting of your enemies.

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Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they're there, they know they're there for a purpose, they'd probably agree that they have a place in a well-organised universe, but they wouldn't see the point of believing, of going around saying "O great table, without whom we are as naught." Anyway, either the gods are there whether you believe in them or not, or exist only as a function of the belief, so either way you might as well ignore the whole business and, as it were, eat off your knees.

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