Не си пиян, ако можеш да лежиш на пода без да се държиш

“I’d hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that…”

“I would rather have a free bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy”

“I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that…”

“You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”