Die Dorkamese Twins.

“...Night has chosen thee; thy death will be thy birth. Night calls to thee; har…”

“merry meet, merry part, and merry meet again”

“Did you just curse? Isn't 'hell' - she air quoted - "a cursed word?""How 'bout …”

“Here's a newsflash from the only High Preistess you have left at this dang scho…”