Don't bruise the Foo! Auteur: Christopher Moore Copy Quote More from Christopher Moore “People are horrible and they lie.” “Everyone at the bar turned toward The Breeze and waited, as if the next few wor…” “bet he was myrrh,” said Josh. “Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he …” “Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state…”