Giddy up, shithole.

“Apparently Big Guy has become the new Voldemort, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named.”

“I nod and smile and smile and nod, and when she turns away, I form a gun with m…”

“It's not strange seeing her now, even knowing the things I know. I thought mayb…”

“I'm surprised he doesn't reach for a wet nap to rid his hands of my general poo…”