I swallowed a hand grenade that never stops exploding.

“Once I dated a woman I only liked 43%.So I only listened to 43% of what she sai…”

“Once I thought I found love, but then I realized I was just outof cigarettes.”

“I want to rip off your logic and make passionate sense to you. I want to ride i…”

“When you were sleeping on the sofaI put my ear to your ear and listenedto the e…”