There commenced an epic snit.

“In specific moments of ground-level clarity, I recognize the dumbing down of th…”

“I deserve a swift kick in the shorts for all the times I've stubbornly wound my…”

“It (a singer's voice) sounds as if it was aged in a whiskey cask, cured in an O…”

“Summer here comes on like a zaftig hippie chick, jazzed on chlorophyll and flin…”