What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

“Love is blind, there was no doubt about it. In Tara's case it was also deaf, du…”

“I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year…”

“... I am more of an ambler. I once overheard my old boss in Dublin describe me …”

“Nothing sinister. Just getting exercise. Although some might consider that sini…”