What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

“Besides, I'd seen a really nice pair of shoes yesterday in the mall and I wante…”

“smarter than me. But here's the thing my life did get better. I made a decision…”

“The old Chinese proverb springs to mind - No pain, no gain.”

“...as you know, I don't believe in fear, just an invention by men so they get a…”