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“Някои пирати се сдобиваха с безсмъртие чрез страхотни прояви на жестокост или с…”

“He talks pretty big for a gutter wizard," he muttered."You don't understand at …”

“Twoflower was a tourist, the first ever seen on the discworld. Tourist, Rincewi…”

“That doesn't sound very reliable to me," said the druid nastily. "How can a boo…”